Just a few minutes ago we were heading on down the road and on our way over to a doctor's appointment for one of my rug rats. We are also in the process of getting a garage sale set up. As we're drivin' my wife says "Oh! We gotta stop there on the way back home). She was talking about the Payless Shoe store we had just went whipping bye, because of course we are always two steps behind and always have a long ways to go.
So Anyways, now were done with our kids appointment, and my wife says "Don't forget we gotta go to Payless". So now I'm curious as to why and she states that her sister, said we can't sell those shoes on the garage sale because they have been re-called. My wife continues to say that she doesn't want to go in there because she didn't want to looke stupid... "So, you want me to?" I ask. She nods her head and burst out laughing. "Hun you're retarded! You're not gonna go in there because you don't want to look stupid, but you want me to, and that's OK?"
So I'm in the store now and I tell the lady there that I figure my wife and sister-in-law are trying to play a practical joke on me but they say these shoes are re-called. I also tell her we were gonna sell them on the garage sale for $.50, but I figured I better check, cuz I didn't want little boys or girls gettin' into a car wreck with these shoes or something.
As I tell her that, I notice a re-call sign behind the store clerk's head stating that these and two other pairs of these style shoes have been re-called.
So as the clerk hands me my $16.00 cash, I slip it into my pocket, thank her for saving some kids life and walk out the door to the van. My wife asks, "Did ya get em' returned?". I just shrugged my shoulders and said , "Do I look retarded to you?'.
So Anyways, now were done with our kids appointment, and my wife says "Don't forget we gotta go to Payless". So now I'm curious as to why and she states that her sister, said we can't sell those shoes on the garage sale because they have been re-called. My wife continues to say that she doesn't want to go in there because she didn't want to looke stupid... "So, you want me to?" I ask. She nods her head and burst out laughing. "Hun you're retarded! You're not gonna go in there because you don't want to look stupid, but you want me to, and that's OK?"
So I'm in the store now and I tell the lady there that I figure my wife and sister-in-law are trying to play a practical joke on me but they say these shoes are re-called. I also tell her we were gonna sell them on the garage sale for $.50, but I figured I better check, cuz I didn't want little boys or girls gettin' into a car wreck with these shoes or something.
As I tell her that, I notice a re-call sign behind the store clerk's head stating that these and two other pairs of these style shoes have been re-called.
So as the clerk hands me my $16.00 cash, I slip it into my pocket, thank her for saving some kids life and walk out the door to the van. My wife asks, "Did ya get em' returned?". I just shrugged my shoulders and said , "Do I look retarded to you?'.
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